Windows xp error messages

Administrator · May 24th 2004, 11:32 AM

Microsoft have apparently been working flat out to increase the usability of windows.. here are some new error messages that will soon be ported to the program.

1 Smash forehead on keyboard to continue.

2 Press any key to continue or any other key to quit.

3 BREAKFAST.SYS halted... Cereal port not responding.

4 Close your eyes and press escape three times.

5 File not found. Should I fake it? (Y/N)

6 Runtime Error 6D at 417A:32CF: Incompetent User.

7 Enter any 11-digit prime number to continue.

8 Bad command or file name! Go stand in the corner.

9 Windows message: "Error saving file! Format drive now? (Y/Y)"

10 Windows VirusScan 1.0 - "Windows found: Remove it? (Y/N)"

Remember, you heard it here first.

matt be me · May 24th 2004, 11:47 AM

v funny i think there is a prank program out there tht u can send to some1 and every 10min one of those comes up

Administrator · May 24th 2004, 11:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by matt be me

v funny i think there is a prank program out there tht u can send to some1 and every 10min one of those comes up

Damn... thats cruel.

matt be me · May 24th 2004, 11:58 AM

bit cruel but sooooooooooooooooooooo funny

~ServerPoint~ · June 23rd 2009, 04:45 AM

I need to close this old therad to avoid further spam messages

Director · October 1st 2009, 10:57 AM

Matt be me, judging from the avatar your computer popups "1 Smash forehead on keyboard to continue." every second)))

greenzeal321 · January 28th 2010, 02:35 PM

Hi
thank you so much dear for sharing some future coming messages.
it's a good news for windows users because people always wants to change some thing new.

Thanks
Regards

constantoo · December 27th 2010, 08:19 PM

truly hilarious